The Baron’s latest update from the Scandinavian Theater got me thinking about a song I haven’t listened to since junior high. Now I know most of you can do alot better, but someone has to get the ball rolling. So if this sparks your creative juices, hit me up in the comments, and we’ll jam a little something out.

Finland, Finland, Finland (to the Tune of the Monty Python song of the same name)

Finland, Finland, Finland,       

The country where we used to be free,          

No writing, or speaking, unless your Jihadi. 

Finland, Finland, Finland,                            

It’s a country dhimmi.

They won’t try to hush ya,

If you just aren’t a fan.                         

You can say what you want to,            

But not about Islam.                                                                                         
 

Finland, Finland, Finland,         

The country where we used to be free,   

Blogging facts or opinions,                                   

or just what you saw,                             

Finland, Finland Finland                                        

Finland allows none at all                                                                                                         

Your people afflicted,                                   

but with their problems you’re bored,                                                       

for poor people to service                                 

It’s Dar al-Islam.                                     

Finland, Finland, Finland,                                       

A country where we used to be free,

Seems you prefer Sharia,

When it comes to the law,

Finland Finland Finland,

Finland Allah Akbar!

Finland, Finland, Finland                                       

A country where we used to be free,

Seems you prefer Sharia,

When it comes to the law,

Finland Finland Finland,

Finland Allah Akbar!

Finland Allah Akbar!